Yesterday…Sunday….supposed to be a Fun-day ….but I had duty ….a NITE DUTY!!!(went yesterday at 9.30 am and returned today at 3 pm).But luckily it was not so busy…so I had time to study …and the topic I read was “CARDIO-PULMONARY RESUSCITATION (CPR)……end-of-life care in cases of drowning,hypothermia,cardiac failure etc..I had just one page more to read that these weird thoughts started creeping in my mind…hehe!!…how would we do a CPR if someone has a LOVE-ATTACK or a LOVE CANCER!!!
Observations and protocol would be::
B.P – Not recordable .(cuz my heart beats for someone else now.,and is not ready to function for me..!!)
Pulse – Not felt. ( my heart pumps blood for someone else now!!)
Body Temperature – Hotttt !
Pupils - Dilated and not reacting to light( cuz my eyes want a full vision of my sweet heart without even a blink..!!!)
Now CPR done according to ACLS protocol ( read LOVE NORMS!…. cardiac massage,Inj.
Adrenaline,Atropin ,oxygen etc are replaced by kisses,smooches and hugsss!! )
Patient declared deadly in LOVE at 11.30 am
Signature of Certifying doctor.
Heeheeee!
(being recently married crazy thoughts like these I guess r normal and PARDONABLE….i know CPR is a very serious , important and life saving thing,I don’t intend to make fun of it…I just wrote about my stupid imagination! )
ok….i was just thinking about this when I got an SMS from my freind Roxy..it was::
Please can u lend me 2000 Rupees..
I will return it day after tomorrow..
I need it badly….
Please help me out..
I know u have it..PLZZZ…
SARDAR TALKS TO AN ATM MACHINE!!!!
Heheehe!!!!! These ghisse peethe age old sardar jokes r never OUT !! If not a great laugh they still sure leave u with a smile!!
25 comments:
Nice one :_)
ur imagination rocks!!!
nuce funny imaginations.. how could you corelate things with CPR?.. good.. yepp sardar jokes are ever laughing jokes..!!
I thought docs are serious people and fun is like no...no in there life. But on blog itself I know 3 docs (including you) who are funny :)
Love-attack and love cancer was too good!!
And that joke was not a ghisa-peeta...enough to make me giggle for like 4.6 sec.
:)
Geo ::
Thanks.!! Yea my imaginations…..they were always sort of good…but now-a-days they have just got wings I tell u!!!….PREM ROG I guess…hehe!!
* too many compliments from Geo yaar…baat kuch hajam(digest) nahi ho rahi….daal may jaroor kuch kala hai…hmm* hehe!
Sujit ::
thanks dear !!
Some more sardar jokes for u –
1) Sardarji to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarji: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
2) Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a
banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day, on his way to the office, he
noticed a banana peel and exclaimed " Sala aaj bhi phisalna hoga". Later
after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed"Ari sala,
aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
Njoy!!!
ArzOOn ::
U really thought docs r serious people for whom fun is a big no-no!!!!!
O God!!! U need to be corrected…..its not so dear.I agree that few docs r like that(like my khadus professor)…but not everyone is like that ..
Actually in my class we had a mixture of both…Serious chashmish chuhe and chuhiyas and fun loving, easy going people… and u know what ?!! these serious students who would talk only subject whenever they opened their mouth., usually scored less marks in exams when compared to us…
Luckily I was always with a group who would enjoy ,celebrate birth days, participate in sports week,go for outings etc…and then we would do serious study when we had to!!
U know there was another group which was on step ahead of us….they would do all the hooting of professor, bunking classes, kinda things(we never did such thing..hehe!!…but we enjoyed)
The joke made u giggle for 4 point 6 seconds….hehe!!!…thanks!
* for the last post also u said u have 16 'POINT' 5 things similar to me....hahaa!!!*when will i get whole numbers!!
You are one funny girl!
:))
i agree with geo..
and arzoon...docs lead the rest at least as far as naughty jokes r concerned.. there is no doubt abt it...
Fractions rulez!!
Everyone gives whole numbers....z000nie believes in fractions....
I hafta be unique na, else how will people remember me ;)
Good to know that you are nor from "chashmish chuhe and chuhiyas " category...hehehe...
Btw, nice way of differentiating boring and ruling people
chashmish chuhe and chuhiyas ... ROTFL :)))
Good one there AF!!
@Hope and love
Hehehe..
Agree!!
Sinusoidally ::
U called me funny..hehe!!…thanks!
Have to be like that sometimes na…if u don’t laugh and enjoy small things of life u make ur life miserable and then tranfer ur agony to others who know u (intentionally/unintentionally)
Hope and Love ::
Hiiii !!!!
U seem to be very busy these days…haa?
docs lead the rest at least as far as naughty jokes r concerned
Three cheers for saying that Anu !! HIP HIP HURRAY!!!(3)
ArzOON::
My dear….ur blogs and the way ur friends show their affection for u already speaks volumes about ur UNIQUENESS !!!
chashmish chuhe and chuhiyas ... ROTFL :)))
Yes yaaa….what else would you call people who always prefer to be in their study-burrows !!(anyways shouldn’t be making tooo much fun of them …hai na!)
And hey! Good that u readily agreed with hope and love….otherwise the doc(hope and love not me..) would have been given u one big mota injection !!! haha !
Just to remind u all that engineers are not far behind when it comes to naughty jokes, here s a sample dose...
In a party, a girl goes to a sardar and asks..."Ooyy.... Su Su karne ka jagah dikhawo"
The shy sardarji replies..."Naughty naughty... pahle tum dikhawo"
Geo::
Naughty haa Geo!!!…hehe!!
yaar,this is becoming a serious tug-of-war b/w engineers and docs….SEIZE FIRE guys!!!….” ladhai ladhai maaf karo…Gandhiji ko yaad karo” remember “all Indian r my brothers and sisters!!”…hehee!!!
Waise , for ur information Geo…we can be even more naughtier than this ,we r just being tight lipped …cuz we don’t want to spoil u bachlor boys….U C….heheee!!
Guess,I m late this time...
how would we do a CPR if someone has a LOVE-ATTACK or a LOVE CANCER!!!
My imagination has already started running, but wld keep my lips sealed here.
gr8 joke...this sardarji jokes never goes outdated..they always make u giggle, is'nt it?
Some sardarji Joke to make u giggle,
1)What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
2)Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko
mita dunga-mita dunga-mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides
said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
3)Santa singh: Can u spell a word
that has more than 100 letters in
it?
Banta singh: Post office.
4)Sardar on cycle hit lady
accidentally, lady says," break
nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai,
poori cycle to mar di....."
5)Sardarji zebra crossing ke black &
white patte par bar bar
idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya
soch rahe honge .... think........
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
6)Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf
do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte
7)Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab
baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt
8)Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe
the, achanak ek sardar jhad se
ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne
pucha ki ulta kyon latka he,
Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha
hun.
9)Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa
dear, if we get engaged, will u
give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur
phone no?
Mitesh ::
Yes u were vvv late ….this time u r excused cuz u had to go to ur native….next time u repeat it….i’ll ask ur mom to get u married to a SARDARNI……hehe!
Thanks for all the jokes u’ve shared here….specially 2,3,5, and 9 were superb!!!…
Gangadhar ::
Here again after many days…hope u doing fine…
nice one indeed
Thanks ….i.m glad u liked it !
hmm.. mujhe bhi lovaria hua hein!! btw didn't understand some of the medical terms :p docs are born to say things in greek rt ;-)))
DOes marriage make one so imaginative or love? A great post. Enjoyed reading it!
Hey AF...wanted to ask you a question. You had said my blog was not opening properly so I removed the tag post. But I put up back again. Can you tell me if it is still openening okay??
Thanks!
JithU ::
Tumhe bhi lovaria huwa hai?????????
WOW!!! That’s so gooood! Now u’ll know … u’ll be singing “ pyar tune kya kiya…” all the time…hehe!!
By the way…who’s the poor(okkk don’t be upset)/LUCKY one?????
And I tried my best to avoid using medical terminology here yaa…even then u found it greek….awww…sorry!
Random thoughts ::
I guess LOVE is the only emotion which can bring many changes(positive changes) in a person…
“ There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved,it is Gods finger on man’s shoulder”
-Charles Morgan.
Thanks for dropping in here and for enjoying the read !!
Sinusoidally ::
ok...shall do that!
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